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Incredible iMac Madness

Tuesday, August 7th, 2007

iMac

Image Courtesy of Apple

Yup. It’s that time of year again – Apple’s summer Mac madness. I know all the tech blogs are covering the insanity today, but wow, is it ever worth it!

The new iMac is absolutely gorgeous. I mean, you’d think Apple would get it wrong once in awhile – everybody does – but here they are, spot-on once again. Never mind the potential performance power packed in beneath this beauty’s magical metal skin, I’m still obsessed with its outwardly slender form.

Really, how much simpler could it be? Aluminum and glass melt together as one.

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Lighten Up A Bit, Will You?

Monday, August 6th, 2007

The Incapacitator

The Incapacitator

Some light breaking news this week for all techies interested in, well… in light. Light technology has hit its stride over the last several years, with even the LED on my keychain being darn near as powerful as the four pound lantern flashlight I used to take camping with me to keep my petrifying fear of the dark at bay.

Alright, I’m not actually that scared of dark, but if I was, I’d be truly enlightened by the kind of gadgets becoming widely available today. For instance, check out the newest monster from Surefire aptly named “The Beast II.”

Considered by its maker to fit the searchlight category, this thing actually pumps out 2000 lumens. Umm… That’s a heck of lot of light folks. In fact, the output is conservatively rated at about 100+ times the output of your standard everyday flashlight.

Only one problem though… Unless you’re totally crazy or just totally loaded, at $7,000 I sincerely doubt too many of you all will be putting this gadget in your pocket anytime soon. On top of the ultra-hefty price tag, the 20 lithium batteries required to power this behemoth only last for less than a couple of hours.

This device is effectively targeted at non-consumers. So, if massive light power alone doesn’t exactly do it for you, what about the latest potential replacement for the tazer that’s getting all of the buzz today?

Have you heard of the flashlight that makes you vomit?

Yep, the U.S. Department of Homeland Security has given Intelligent Optical Systems, Inc. the contract to begin building just such a weapon.

The so called “LED Incapacitator” uses the newfound favorite light emitting diode technology to blast penetrating light pulses with frequently changing wavelengths that instantly cause potential perpetrators to lose their own wavelengths, so to speak.

I’m pretty sure that a flashlight that can make you hurl is a brilliant idea. While completely incapacitating this device might be useful to slow down the bad guys (and maybe your buddies just for fun, if it ever hits the consumer market) just long enough to take control of the situation.

While the personal sized device is just right for those one-on-one confrontations, the best part is that this technology easily scales up for bigger tasks, such as riot or crowd control or perhaps even some combat type applications.

Right now, the Incapacitator is still in development and could stand to slim down a bit, but that’s also in the works. Mass availability for enforcement agencies is predicted by 2010.

So there you have it… The week in light. What’s next in LED technology?

Super Mario Bros. Subwoofer

Monday, July 23rd, 2007

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For the Nintendo fan who has it all… a home-made sub that’s painted like a couple of blocks from Super Mario Bros. Very nice work.

via Engadget

Harry Potter Leaker Has a Major Brain Fart

Thursday, July 19th, 2007

“The guy who took pictures of the stolen harry potter book and put them on the net forgot to remove the EXIF data which contains the serial number of his Canon camera which means he can be traced back.”

This is the most careless thing I’ve seen in a long time, this guy is in for a world of hurt, don’t mess with Hogwarts!

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iPhone - Most Successful Product Launch in History?

Monday, July 16th, 2007

iphone-sucks.jpgNew findings by Lightspeed Research report that 90% of the population has heard of the iPhone and 32% of non-owners want one.  The launch of the iPhone could easily be the most successful product launch in history.

 

If this is the first time you’ve heard of the iPhone, welcome back to Earth.

 

via MacWorld

Cool off with the Ventilation Vest

Friday, July 13th, 2007

ac-vest.jpgWhen I saw the picture, I just knew this had to make it onto TechBandito.  If you’ve ever thought to yourself “hey, I know what I need… an air conditioned vest” then A) you are a geek and B) you have too much money.

But those crazy Germans at Entrak have just that for you… and it even appears to come with a too-serious looking goofy model dude.  In all seriousness, I’m sure this’ll be a great breakthrough for the troops sweating it out in Iraq (or is that the iRack?) and construction workers slaving away on the COSMIX project in Colorado Springs (now in year… twenty?!).

The Ventilation Vest basically has two battery-powered fans in the pockets on the side that constantly move air through the vest, aiding in evaporation of sweat (and spreading of stink), therefore keeping the wearer cooler.

via UberGizmo

Consumerist catches Geek Squad “Agent” stealing the naughty pics.

Thursday, July 5th, 2007

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A three-month sting run by the popular consumer-protection blog Consumerist bagged ‘dem a Geek Squad “Agent” (DORKY Best Buy, DORKY) who stole naughty pics and video when he was supposed to be installing iTunes.

There’s both logfiles (csv) and a video (that’s safe for work) to prove it.

Honestly, I think they need to be more ashamed of charging $30 to install iTunes.

via digg

iPhone works (at least temporarily) without service.

Monday, July 2nd, 2007

Alex King played guinea pig for all those wondering about:

  1. Buying an iPhone
  2. Activating iPhone with AT&T
  3. Cancelling AT&T service
  4. Using iPhone for WiFi and iPod goodness

Turns out you can use the iPhone without AT&T service after it’s activated.  Good news, let’s hope it keeps working.  Alex also notes that there’s no early termination fee if you cancel in 30 days and they even refund the activation fee if you cancel within 3 days.

iPhone Lines Getting a Bit Wild

Thursday, June 28th, 2007

The line for the Apple Store in San Francisco is apparently going strong and features among those waiting for their crack at the glossy gadget that could a circus freak, a hairdresser and… MERLIN MANN (of 43folders and 5ives).

I’ll be heading out tomorrow to check the lines at at least one of the Denver-area Apple Stores.  Not because I want an iPhone, but out of pure, morbid, curiosity.

Honestly, while I think the iPhone will represent a “new era” of user-interface goodness in the cell phone space, I really can’t see it as the complete end-all, be-all solution that would necessitate camping out all night for a chance at one.  The biggest criticism I have for the iPhone is the same one most of the reviewers mentioned… the Cingular AT&T network.  Between slow as molasses EDGE and a bottom-rating in signal quality (confirmed by my experience here in the Mile-High City… that’s Denver for the geographically un-gifted) the iPhone’s cellular partner may prove to be its biggest handicap. That doesn’t mean a billion people will buy them, they most certainly will and it will be a success.

Neighbors complaining about noise? Soundproof your pad!

Thursday, June 21st, 2007

noise.gifAlexander Gelfand writes a piece for Wired about how he and his wife soundproofed an apartment (sounds more like a condo, but I guess that varies regionally) so his wife’s drumming and his piano didn’t tick off the neighbors.

What they did consisted of dropped ceilings, heavy vinyl under the carpet, and this crazy stuff called Green Glue that turns sound energy into heat.

Via Lifehacker

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